And I have to tell you something, I really, it’’s rough and tumble, and it’s wild and woolly, and it’s a blast. And really, it’s fun, because dammit, there’s nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight and you see—boom!—things are better. It’s just like, WHOOSH!

Is this….a) someone’s inebriated, slightly creepy uncle? or b) this guy?

(hint: it’s b.)