Family Dialogue re: ornament hanging, 12/20

Mom:You're putting all of your ornaments in front.
Brother:That is because mine won't take a back seat on this tree. I am working with the Rosa Parks of ornaments.
Mom:You might be overeducated.
Brother, under breath, hanging an egregious felt Jewish star with his 4th grade picture on it in prime territory:We shall overcome.
I love being home.