I should really be working.

A:lets become rabbis
R:is that a stable profession?
A:people need spiritual guidance
R:would we even make good rabbis?
A:professional jewish mothers?
R:please let that be a job
i think we could make a killing
mother:you really want to eat that?
child:i had a small lunch today, mom
mother:[puts palms up by face, lifts eyebrows], OK, I didn't say you couldn't eat it. I just asked if you wanted to.
child:[enrolls in therapy]
A:We could manage jewish mothers
R:"Guilt Buy Association, LLP"