Last word on snail mail


I’m going to get to everybody. Gives me something to do on trains and planes.

Request one by the end of this week and I will try to get you your first installment before the New Year. You’ll be getting old Plaza doorknockers and gooey toffees in an envelope in no time. Proms.

This is making my little heart ripen, you guys. See, it’s totally in there somewhere.